No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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