Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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