Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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