also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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