Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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