"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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