why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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