Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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