Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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