Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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