So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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