It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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