So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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