if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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