D3 body, D1 cock
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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