that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Please don't give away my fajitas
jump out the window naked night went bad
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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