Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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