so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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