I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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