Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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