Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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