If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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