he shaved USA in his pubs
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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