We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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