I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So much Jack, so little girl.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
