So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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