She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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