Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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