dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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