How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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