This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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