like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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