Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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