I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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