apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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