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Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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