My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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