Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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