Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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