8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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