ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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