Your tits are I can't wait for
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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