you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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