Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
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I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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