I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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