all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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