We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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