if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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