how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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