Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Sorry my hands just texted you
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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