Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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