i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize
