I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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