sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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