Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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