I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I love you.
Bad choice
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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